tumblweed.

is on security lockdown.

Deuces, April. Sbeen real.

: Travis just gets famouser and famouser. http://tinyurl.com/cgsct6

: Gay marriage has “consequences”? http://tinyurl.com/d9q8zh

So true! Travis and I have said the same thing, especially when we find ourselves drinking it while holding it by the top of the cup.

: You know what’d make this day better? Sweet tea.

is wondering why the two coworkers that just got back from Mexico City aren’t at work today.

is oogling the fur-clad Russian denizens of Brighton Beach.

is making sh*t happen.

was not almost hit by one of 25 to 30 stray bullets fired by two young men in red and white zip-ups off Flatbush Avenue tonight.